how do people without children ever keep up with entertainment media? the four of us are in our own ways dogs of our parents: culture retrievers, slogging through cold pools of mud and insects and god knows what to bring back in my instance anyway albums, “here mom, it’s sort of country and folk and blue-eyed soul and there’s a man on the front with a denim jacket but he’s standing in a city”, etc.
PAULA’S GUILT-FREE® PIZZA PANTS INGREDIENTS: 10’x20’ swath of pizza Another pizza to use as pepperonis on the pizza Stuffed mushrooms FYI the mushrooms are stuffed with smaller pizzas Smuckers magic shell ice cream topping Rolos Coca-cola 3 bags gummy bears Fondue Caesar salad dressing Wood chips (as a thickener) Grenadine syrup Butter-flour mixture Pizza Pockets 1 sewing machine 1 sewing pattern for pants (size XXXL) DIRECTIONS: Mushrooms are a vegetable and there are definitely some mushrooms on that pizza so technically they are HEALTHY-style pizza pants. Take the really big pizza. Put all of the other ingredients on the pizza. Pour the coke on the pizza. Dip the pizza in the fondue, and resist eating it before you make it into pants, no cheating!!! Sew that pizza into pants using the machine and the pattern. Make sure to sew in some pockets so you can keep a few extra spare Pizza Pockets in your pizza pockets!!!! Then eat your pants!!!!!!!!!!!
Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009
My first reaction: “It’s like Parkour! On a bike!”
My second reaction: “He’s like Batman! On a bike!”
My third reaction: “HOLY FUCK! ON A BIKE!”
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i probably got sum interviews comin up i need to bookmarke this home page
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