can someone please bring me a smoothie and some potato chips

i hit my water bottle against a wall at some point accidentally and now there’s white paint transferred onto it but it looks like bird shit and i don’t want to drink out of the bottle any more ('operation of the laws of sympathetic magic in disgust and other domains,' rozin, miller & nemeroff, 1986)

The German motto around the owl reads in translation, “Although I am the hated bird, I rather enjoy that.”

(Source: grimelords, via rotatingfloor)