January 2012
9 posts
approval-seeking seeks same
how do people without children ever keep up with entertainment media? the four of us are in our own ways dogs of our parents: culture retrievers, slogging through cold pools of mud and insects and god knows what to bring back in my instance anyway albums, “here mom, it’s sort of country and folk and blue-eyed soul and there’s a man on the front with a denim jacket but he’s...
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
PAULA’S GUILT-FREE® PIZZA PANTS
INGREDIENTS:
10’x20’ swath of pizza
Another pizza to use as pepperonis on the pizza
Stuffed mushrooms
FYI the mushrooms are stuffed with smaller pizzas
Smuckers magic shell ice cream topping
Rolos
Coca-cola
3 bags gummy bears
Fondue
Caesar salad dressing
Wood chips (as a thickener)
Grenadine syrup
Butter-flour mixture
Pizza Pockets
1 sewing...
“All of which leaves me wondering whether we are working towards Artificial...”
– BERG’s “Gardens and Zoos” talk makes for interesting reading. (via everythinginthesky)
December 2011
10 posts
Sorry i haven’t posted anything in a while but it’s not for lack of great ideas, okay. For instance here’s me doing standup: “what’s up with that thing people say, ‘whoever smelt it, dealt it?’ i mean, smelting is working with metal, right? it’s a fart, not a fucking cast iron skillet, am i right?”
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
12 posts
this episode of the x-files a guy who looks like the caveman from those commercials is eating people and then puking into a person-shaped mould.
my question: does that work?
“People can see nothing around them that is not their own image; everything...”
– Guy Debord quoting Marx
List of Guantanamo Bay detainees accused of... →
“Regimes”
Lately I have noticed like three or four separate, unrelated instances of people mistakenly using the word “regime” instead of “regimen”, both in conversation and online. I just keep coming across it and it’s killing me. I mean, look at this review for a toiletry bag on LL Bean: “Initially, I purchased the medium organizer for travel. It kept all my stuff in place and organized that I purchased a...
July 2011
6 posts
introducing rachel to ‘shave them titties’
a: i know what will make you feel better it’s shavethemtitties.com
r: i’m not clicking that
a: please
r: no
a: PLEAAAAAAASE
r: no
a: PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEEE
r: baby EW i’m EATING why
a: baby it’s like a fucking zen garden i feel like a monk with that little wooden rake in the sand when i shave off these tits
what are parents
a: i will never even insinuate to my parents that i know what sex is
r: seriously. esp lesbian sex. like what is that to parents anyway
a: what is a sex? who knows. nobody here knows.
r: what is a dildo? who knows. nobody here knows.
a: its for cleaning out this vase *fucks a bong with a dong*
BIG GHOST CHRONICLES: The 3rd Annual 10 Softest... →
just in case anyone wondered: i’m not mentioned
June 2011
27 posts
CABINET // Artist Project / Trichopterae →
Caddis fly larvae incorporate things from their environment to build cases and this artist Hebert Duprat gave them all this semiprecious stuff and they made the most blinged-out caddis cribs imaginable.
n 1: Sad as Hell →
