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scene: the moon landing. neil armstrong steps out of apollo 11 into a department store selling...

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kermit lady gaga suit

lady gaga kermit suit

placing columbo quotes in unrelated scenes is how i prepare...

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ban marriage

[Lil Buns]:
Join Date- Mar Wed 2005
Posts- 19
DAMAGING A PENIS
Does anyone know of a way to damage a penis to the point that emergency room doctors would have to remove it? I'm thinking that this is probably the only way I'm going to get my penectomy. Even if they try to save it, it probably would be too badly mutilated to work correctly afterwards. Any suggestions?
Aana Post: get married
[Lil Buns]: lol
[Lil Buns]: i was at this taxidermy store once
[Lil Buns]: and some guy was lookin at a taxidermied coyote
[Lil Buns]: and he literally said LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER IN LAW
[Lil Buns]: and i lost my shit
Alana Post: aaaahahahahahaha

music videoz

via jon: which reminded me of: and somehow then i started looking through stuff i’ve...

carnegie hall full of people weeping...

Lynne: have you heard of florence foster jenkins?
Alana: no
Lynne: she was this soprano in the thirties and ’40s
Lynne: who was “known for her total inability to carry a pitch or stay on tune or generally have any singing ability whatsoever”
Lynne: basically she was this terrible, terrible singer
Lynne: who was rich so she just was like “well i love singing”
Lynne: and went to her death believing that she was a great singer
Alana: lol
Lynne: even had a concert at carnegie hall
Alana: i love this
Lynne: where it sold out weeks in advance so people could come laugh at her singing
Alana: what a glorious woman
Lynne: apparently her accompanist was skilled at changing keys in the middle of a song or adding notes when she forgot to sing them
Alana: they’d have to be
Lynne: yup
Lynne: i think she sounds so lovely. i love her attitude
Lynne: like seriously carnegie hall full of people weeping with laughter
Lynne: and she still believed they were laughing with… joy? i am not sure
Lynne: but she just felt so damn good about herself it didn’t matter

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“for those of you who are stuck in the ’90s” via jon

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A Ladies’ Guide to Party Planning

feaverish: Orgy: the game from 1967 - Boing Boing

Midway: Message from the Gyre

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The Rules

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Princess Leia & Stunt Double Sunbathing on Tatooine...

i cracked a twitter rosetta stone!!!

Alana: what the fuck does deadazz mean
Maria: deadazz!
Maria: hahahaha
Maria: dead ass?
Alana: yeah but you need it to be like dead azz wrong
Alana: or something
Alana: i don't get how she uses it
Maria: Deadazz wearing my crackhead drug black shades 2 tomorrow 2 cover my puffy eyezabout 23 hours ago from Sidekick
Alana: Omgggg i love ray j need 2 hurry up deadazz!
Maria: like hungover? haha
Maria: HAHA
Maria: i'm not sure anymore now lol
Alana: Deadazz cant believe @[redacted] got me commin 2 school on my day off
Maria: what the hell
Maria: ahahaha
Alana: His nigga @[redacted] is cuffed up clang clang deadazz cuffin inda club got da nerve
Alana: This white bitch deadazz passed bac da attendance sheet and skipped me
Alana: Im bout 2 walk out dis class deadazz
Maria: what the hell
Alana: Tell me y tonite i saw diz creep wearing a scream mask wit no costume by himself and he wass deadazz watching me dat nigga gonna killsumbody
Alana: i think it means
Alana: "certainly"
Maria: HAH
Maria: you might be right
Maria: like "4 real"
Alana: I HAVE CRACKED THE ROSETTA STONE
Maria: dude good job lol

via chead, via peopleofwalmart.com