What I Did Today

Jul 28

Possible captions: He ain’t heavy, he’s my brood parasite. Literally not the mama. “BUILD ME A BIGGER NEST WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, THIS ONE IS PINCHING MY ASS”

Possible captions:

  1. He ain’t heavy, he’s my brood parasite.
  2. Literally not the mama.
  3. “BUILD ME A BIGGER NEST WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, THIS ONE IS PINCHING MY ASS”

Jul 27

[video]

ghost population density concerns

i just ran some numbers guys.

if one accepts that only about 2% of the earth’s surface is habitable (~3.939 million square miles) and about 100 billion people have lived on the earth throughout human history, subtracting the current living population (~6,697,254,041), then there are about 23,687 dead people per square mile.

of course this is very rough, plus it doesn’t take into account wild variations in population density, but i guess what i’m saying is ppl who believe in ghosts are very stupid.

at a density of approximately 24k ghosts per square mile you would not be able to avoid being haunted the shit out of. i mean 8.497x10^-4 ghosts would be occupying each square foot. people take up an average of ~5 square feet. if evenly distributed, 42.5 ghosts are layered on top of you when you’re pooping. and like, 4,430 just watching.

the end

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