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i’m 100% always mad this is literally me
Q
if you had to make a music video about anything and all you had was a camera and an apartment. what would you do it about? oh and on a rainy day too.
Anonymous
A
Ok in this video I’d have access to a bare concrete basement, a bald-cap, blackface, and whatever else. Like paint and canvases and crap. I mean I have all of that, just reiterating. Here’s the vid:
Jackson Pollock (me) walks over to a ghetto blaster and snaps the play button down. The intro to ‘Make it Clap’ echoes through the room. As he holds his paintbrush aloft, Busta Rhymes (also me) walks through the door, startling Pollock into jerkily spraying paint on the canvas. Busta continues to startle Pollock until the song finishes and then vanishes into thin air.
Cut to: Pollock being awarded a giant “BEST ART” trophy. Camera pans to: Busta way back in the crowd, winking and then POOF! disappears in a cloud of ganja smoke.
Pollock goes pale as the words “IT AIN’T SAFE NO MORE” appear on the enormous canvas behind him.
END VIDEO
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