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Alana: what the fuck does deadazz mean
Maria: deadazz!
Maria: hahahaha
Maria: dead ass?
Alana: yeah but you need it to be like dead azz wrong
Alana: or something
Alana: i don't get how she uses it
Maria: Deadazz wearing my crackhead drug black shades 2 tomorrow 2 cover my puffy eyezabout 23 hours ago from Sidekick
Alana: Omgggg i love ray j need 2 hurry up deadazz!
Maria: like hungover? haha
Maria: HAHA
Maria: i'm not sure anymore now lol
Alana: Deadazz cant believe @[redacted] got me commin 2 school on my day off
Maria: what the hell
Maria: ahahaha
Alana: His nigga @[redacted] is cuffed up clang clang deadazz cuffin inda club got da nerve
Alana: This white bitch deadazz passed bac da attendance sheet and skipped me
Alana: Im bout 2 walk out dis class deadazz
Maria: what the hell
Alana: Tell me y tonite i saw diz creep wearing a scream mask wit no costume by himself and he wass deadazz watching me dat nigga gonna killsumbody
Alana: i think it means
Alana: "certainly"
Maria: HAH
Maria: you might be right
Maria: like "4 real"
Alana: I HAVE CRACKED THE ROSETTA STONE
Maria: dude good job lol