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i cracked a twitter rosetta stone!!!

Alana: what the fuck does deadazz mean

Maria: deadazz!

Maria: hahahaha

Maria: dead ass?

Alana: yeah but you need it to be like dead azz wrong

Alana: or something

Alana: i don't get how she uses it

Maria: Deadazz wearing my crackhead drug black shades 2 tomorrow 2 cover my puffy eyezabout 23 hours ago from Sidekick

Alana: Omgggg i love ray j need 2 hurry up deadazz!

Maria: like hungover? haha

Maria: HAHA

Maria: i'm not sure anymore now lol

Alana: Deadazz cant believe @[redacted] got me commin 2 school on my day off

Maria: what the hell

Maria: ahahaha

Alana: His nigga @[redacted] is cuffed up clang clang deadazz cuffin inda club got da nerve

Alana: This white bitch deadazz passed bac da attendance sheet and skipped me

Alana: Im bout 2 walk out dis class deadazz

Maria: what the hell

Alana: Tell me y tonite i saw diz creep wearing a scream mask wit no costume by himself and he wass deadazz watching me dat nigga gonna killsumbody

Alana: i think it means

Alana: "certainly"

Maria: HAH

Maria: you might be right

Maria: like "4 real"

Alana: I HAVE CRACKED THE ROSETTA STONE

Maria: dude good job lol