What I Did Today

1. will there be links to the suggestions? (e.g. “became a fan of Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations”)
2. screenshots of the news feed/profile development?
3. any metadata like adding tags (‘friend’, ‘page’, ‘fan’, ‘political’, ‘commercial’, ‘social’, etc) to the posts?
4. responses from friends? (e.g. “your facebook profile is becoming even more awful than it was to begin with” or—gasp—defriendings)

facebookslave:

1. I will visit Facebook at least once a day.
2. I will complete at least the two displayed suggestions on the homepage every time I visit.
3. I will “go literal” with the suggestions and “make Facebook better” for my friends.
4. I will not tell anyone that my actions were based on Facebook’s suggestions.
5. I will put complete faith in Facebook’s Plan. No matter how questionable its suggestions are, I will remember that Facebook knows a lot more about me and my social circle than I do.