ban marriage

[Lil Buns]:
Join Date- Mar Wed 2005
Posts- 19
DAMAGING A PENIS
Does anyone know of a way to damage a penis to the point that emergency room doctors would have to remove it? I'm thinking that this is probably the only way I'm going to get my penectomy. Even if they try to save it, it probably would be too badly mutilated to work correctly afterwards. Any suggestions?
Aana Post: get married
[Lil Buns]: lol
[Lil Buns]: i was at this taxidermy store once
[Lil Buns]: and some guy was lookin at a taxidermied coyote
[Lil Buns]: and he literally said LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER IN LAW
[Lil Buns]: and i lost my shit
Alana Post: aaaahahahahahaha