scene: washington crossing the delaware. he is on a surfboard, calmly eating a nectarine. ‘under pressure’ plays in the background. a purple finch swoops down next to his ear and whispers “kill yourself alana post”
Repository for Alana Post’s uninspiring life moments, boring times, mediocre feats, and tepid internet findings.
scene: washington crossing the delaware. he is on a surfboard, calmly eating a nectarine. ‘under pressure’ plays in the background. a purple finch swoops down next to his ear and whispers “kill yourself alana post”
